Name: Mike
Alignment: l33t Evil
Major: Psychology
Current Games:  - Final Fantasy XI
                         - Counter-Strike
                         - "Steal the money"

If you've ever played an FPS and recieved 82 headshots in a single match, you know Mike. If you've ever had your system hacked and your identity stolen, you know Mike. If you've ever received and insult that was so well-timed, it murdered your ego... You know Mike. Mike has the personality of the perfect sniper. He's quiet, patient, and incredibly accurate, whether it's bullets or mockeries. He's an accomplished hacker, and enjoys breaking into government agencies just to look at stuff. You're very lucky if you're on his good side. Also noteworthy is how funny he is when he's drunk (he's hilarious when he's drunk).

Highlight Reel:

Reese's for Breakfast
Filthy, Illbegotten Money
Glorious Bounty